There is always a crisis. Perhaps you should consider living your life during them. Otherwise, you might miss it.

Once Upon a Time: Season 4 is Fresh at 70%

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So my coworkers boyfriend is bringing us food
Fuck yeah!!!!



if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 


I love that story

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do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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i could take over the world with these tights

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U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

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Gender is a hierarchy.  Gender is oppression. 

funny how dudes that don’t even question suffrage don’t realize they are recycling the same boring ass arguments as anti-suffrage males from back in the day

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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

Holy shit hahaha

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Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

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